Sometimes it’s really hard to stay professional. I want to have a total temper tantrum, but I am not a fan, I am a blogger. So I must breathe deeply, put on my big boy pants, and figure this out logically.
As a Flames fan, you know what I am referring to, unless you are living under a rock. Frankly, if you were living under a rock, maybe find that rock and go back under it. That wasn’t very professional, was it? I guess I just do not have the knack of being tactful.
I am, of course, referring to the latest transaction of the Calgary Flames, or as I refer to it, the Vegas Golden Knights' chance to win the Stanley Cup. Oh, I shouldn’t have said it; it doesn’t make me professional. Okay, time to take this bull by the horns.
The Calgary Flames perspective is easy to understand as long as you can find an interpreter who knows jibber jabber. Luckily, my wife understands me when I talk, so she interprets the Calgary Flames jibber jabber perfectly.
Here is her interpretation of what the Flames said:
“We, as the Flames, felt we needed to get younger and build for the future while staying competitive. We felt the trade met all the criteria for our needs. We are undergoing a rebiggle and you will completely understand what we are doing in three weeks. We live to serve all of our rebigglers. Please be patient at this time.
There will be a Kumbaya concert served with milk and cookies for the media after the press conference.”
Unfortunately, when you translate jibber jabber, you get back more jibber jabber. Sorry about that; we did not get much to work with. She did say the dialogue is open to much interpretation.
Final word
The trade with Rasmus Andersson has now concluded. The Flames directed attention to Kadri and Coleman. That does not necessarily mean they will both be traded. They may well flip Whitecloud at the deadline. Plus, keep in mind the Flames might not stop their rebiggling, which has no bounds. Remember, this is business first, sport second.
Randy
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